My lovely, dear boys:
You have obviously got a fear of success, as evidenced by the last 4 (yes, FOUR!) games you have lost on your last play of the game.
Fear of success.
I prescribe the following:
*A new general manager
*A new head coach (oh, Marteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
*A therapist (to find out why you can’t stand to win)