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Never underestimate the commercial value of mental illness.
Or a little bit of it anyway. Carl Peterson, general manager of the Chiefs since dirt, just resigned effective end of the season.
“On behalf of my family and the entire Kansas City Chiefs organization, I want to thank Carl for his two decades of service to the Chiefs,” Chiefs chairman Clark Hunt said. “Both Carl and I agreed that immediately initiating the search for the next Chiefs general manager would be the best thing for the future of the organization, and he will be resigning following the 2008 season.’’
Well, we all know what “resigned” means in the rarefied air of executive management.
Okay, so being the greedy little bitch I am, I still want Herm to go and the team to get therapy.
My lovely, dear boys:
You have obviously got a fear of success, as evidenced by the last 4 (yes, FOUR!) games you have lost on your last play of the game.
Fear of success.
I prescribe the following:
*A new general manager
*A new head coach (oh, Marteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
*A therapist (to find out why you can’t stand to win)
Love,
Mojo
This is what I want to know: Why is Peterson getting WORSE at his job as time goes on? Isn’t he supposed to get BETTER at it? I mean, that’s how age and experience work, right? Right?
And you know what? I’m not even gonna touch Herm Edwards with a 10-foot punt. I want a Schottenheimer clone. Yeah, we never got the brass ring, but damn, at least we got close a few times.
Then I had to go rub salt in my wound and read Whitlock’s column this morning, which asks the question: “Why did the Chiefs go away from what was working?” Well. If they could answer that, we’d have a winning team, right? Or at least a mid-’90s team. And then this:
There was only one way to ruin Sunday’s game, and Edwards and Gailey found it.
For you non-Kansas City readers: We’re all about the football. I’m not sure who these “Royals” people are that get talked about every so often.
Shoal Creek Valley, in Clay County.
I’ve never been so happy to be wrong (about Olathe) in my life. Happy dance!