{"id":9506,"date":"2017-05-15T18:51:47","date_gmt":"2017-05-16T00:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/?p=9506"},"modified":"2026-02-24T22:26:12","modified_gmt":"2026-02-25T03:26:12","slug":"a-hot-new-writer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/a-hot-new-writer\/","title":{"rendered":"A hot new writer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-16394\" src=\"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/20170515_schoolbus.jpg\" alt=\"Clipart of a silly cartoon yellow school bus with happy cartoon children in it.\" width=\"400\" height=\"318\"><br \/>\nOne day, on a school bus, the bus driver was driving a load of kids to school. They were at an intersection when the bus driver made a right turn on red. A kindergartner who just so happened to be sitting in the front said, \u201cHey! You can\u2019t make a right turn on red!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bus driver then turned around, not focusing on the road, yelled, \u201cI CAN MAKE A RIGHT TURN ON RED!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So since he wasn\u2019t looking, a city bus came speeding and hit the school bus. Everybody died. The end.<\/p>\n<p>This is why busses don\u2019t turn right on red.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day, on a school bus, the bus driver was driving a load of kids to school. They were at an intersection when the bus driver made a right turn on red. A kindergartner who just so happened to be sitting in the front said, \u201cHey! You can\u2019t make a right turn on red!\u201d The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[367,424],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9506"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24119,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9506\/revisions\/24119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}