{"id":694,"date":"2009-01-14T19:30:45","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T00:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=694"},"modified":"2025-07-31T16:49:46","modified_gmt":"2025-07-31T21:49:46","slug":"this-crow-needs-pepper-or-sumpin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/this-crow-needs-pepper-or-sumpin\/","title":{"rendered":"This crow needs pepper or sumpin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-16029\" src=\"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/20090114_swlogo.jpg\" alt=\"Smashwords logo\" width=\"250\" height=\"67\">Okay, so remember where I said <a href=\"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/creating-ebooks-the-easy-way\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">I wouldn\u2019t put <em>The Proviso<\/em> on Smashwords<\/a> because it had special formatting and boo hoo hoo?<\/p>\n<p>You know what? <span class=\"blue\"><strong>I\u2019m a capitalist-pig whore<sup class='footnote' id='fnref-694-1'><a href='#fn-694-1' rel='footnote'>1<\/a><\/sup> and I\u2019m full of shit, too.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20090207005832\/http:\/\/www.mediabistro.com\/galleycat\/web_tech\/selfpublisher_smashwords_partners_with_stanza_iphone_reader_105759.asp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Smashwords partnered with Stanza and Stanza\u2019s iPhone store<\/a>, so naturally I got over my formatting\/design hubris immediately and figured out a way to do all my special little touches with your bare-bones Word settings. So, yeah. Apple, bite me. Or rather, let me bite you. <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"><em>The Proviso<\/em> is now available on your iPhone\/iTouch at the Stanza store via Smashwords<\/span> in EPUB, LRF, MOBI\/PRC, PDB (the PalmDoc source file, not the eReader container), and PDF. You can read 30% of it free there, too.<\/p>\n<p>But, erm, be patient. Their servers are very popular at the moment.<\/p>\n<p>Yay <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20090201015320\/http:\/\/www.lexcycle.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Stanza<\/a> and a big THANKS! to Mark Coker and Bill Kendrick for going out of their way to help me.<\/p>\n<div class=\"footnotes\">\n<p>______________________________<\/p>\n<p class=\"footnote\"><span class='footnote' id='fn-694-1'><a href='#fnref-694-1'>1<\/a>.<\/span>&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I know it was redundant and probably went without saying anyway.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so remember where I said I wouldn\u2019t put The Proviso on Smashwords because it had special formatting and boo hoo hoo? You know what? I\u2019m a capitalist-pig whore1 and I\u2019m full of shit, too. Smashwords partnered with Stanza and Stanza\u2019s iPhone store, so naturally I got over my formatting\/design hubris immediately and figured out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[529,222,530],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-production","category-ebooks","category-self-publishing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17001,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions\/17001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}