{"id":6410,"date":"2015-06-21T19:47:06","date_gmt":"2015-06-22T00:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/?p=6410"},"modified":"2025-07-16T23:42:08","modified_gmt":"2025-07-17T04:42:08","slug":"fathers-day-swineapple-phase-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/fathers-day-swineapple-phase-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Father\u2019s Day Swineapple Phase 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/fathers-day-swineapple-phase-2\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u2190 Phase 2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, Dude and my mother liked it. I can\u2019t stand pineapple, so I was having none of it. Neither was XY TD, who ate about two cans of green beans by himself. XX TD had some but she&#8217;d been noshing all day and wasn&#8217;t hungry (also, she ate all the pineapple I carved out of the middle).<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Depending on how you define \u201chit,\u201d it was one because the person I made it for liked it. A lot. And he is grateful for a plethora of leftovers.<\/p>\n<div class=\"center\">ngg_shortcode_0_placeholder<\/div>\n<p>Note: The smoker instructions called for 5 hours. I roasted mine, checking at 3 hours expecting the thermometer to register 120F or something, and shot to 180F before I pulled it out.<\/p>\n<p>My mother felt the need to say to me, \u201cOh, c\u2019mon, just one bite. If I tell you it doesn\u2019t taste like pineapple will you have a bite?\u201d \u201cMom, I <em>made<\/em> this. I can turn my nose up at it if I want to.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I will not be making this again, so if you do, good luck. Also, invite Dude. And my mother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2190 Phase 2 Well, Dude and my mother liked it. I can\u2019t stand pineapple, so I was having none of it. Neither was XY TD, who ate about two cans of green beans by himself. XX TD had some but she&#8217;d been noshing all day and wasn&#8217;t hungry (also, she ate all the pineapple I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[240],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cooking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6410"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6410"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14396,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6410\/revisions\/14396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}