{"id":6070,"date":"2015-05-06T12:00:56","date_gmt":"2015-05-06T17:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=6070"},"modified":"2025-08-01T12:55:03","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T17:55:03","slug":"proviso-2nd-edition-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/proviso-2nd-edition-announcement\/","title":{"rendered":"The Proviso rebooted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know how when you\u2019re in a discussion and it\u2019s really animated and you have things to say but you don\u2019t get to because the discussion\u2019s going by too fast and then you forget until you go home and you\u2019re cracking wise to yourself because you really <em>are<\/em> that witty, but your timing\u2019s shit and you go to bed annoyed because you didn\u2019t think of it when it really mattered?<\/p>\n<p>And you know how you laugh at a joke you don\u2019t understand because everyone is laughing and you don\u2019t want to look stupid, but you forget about it until, like, seven years later you come across the joke and you\u2019ve lived a little between then and now, and <em>now<\/em> you get it and it\u2019s hilarious?<\/p>\n<p>And you know how you said something really stupid back in second grade and you can still see and hear that moment like it was yesterday, and your face turns red and your sphincter clenches even though it\u2019s forty years later and you wish you could have a do-over on that moment (or any of the thousands in between, all of which you remember)?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, me too.<\/p>\n<p>Hence, <em>The Proviso<\/em>, 2nd Edition.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully some time in October 2015, to pay homage to the one I published seven years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Seven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how when you\u2019re in a discussion and it\u2019s really animated and you have things to say but you don\u2019t get to because the discussion\u2019s going by too fast and then you forget until you go home and you\u2019re cracking wise to yourself because you really are that witty, but your timing\u2019s shit and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,424],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-proviso","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6070"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17320,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6070\/revisions\/17320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}