{"id":5236,"date":"2013-06-16T19:27:59","date_gmt":"2013-06-17T01:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=5236"},"modified":"2025-08-01T00:57:01","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T05:57:01","slug":"not-that-i-blame-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/not-that-i-blame-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Not that I blame them \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-17209 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130616_ziplips.png\" alt=\"Emoji with a zipper for lips.\" width=\"251\" height=\"248\">After hours and hours of XY Tax Deduction running his mouth and being told repeatedly to be quiet:<\/p>\n<div class=\"indentplain\">\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> \u201cLook. You need to get some imaginary friends and talk to them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>XY:<\/strong> \u201cI don\u2019t have any.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> \u201cMake some.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>XY:<\/strong> \u201cWell, I did have some, but they ran away.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>XY:<\/strong> \u201cI talked too much.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After hours and hours of XY Tax Deduction running his mouth and being told repeatedly to be quiet: Me: \u201cLook. You need to get some imaginary friends and talk to them.\u201d XY: \u201cI don\u2019t have any.\u201d Me: \u201cMake some.\u201d XY: \u201cWell, I did have some, but they ran away.\u201d Me: \u201cWhy?\u201d XY: \u201cI talked too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5244,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[367],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5236"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5236"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17212,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5236\/revisions\/17212"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}