{"id":5045,"date":"2010-12-21T14:41:26","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T19:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=3135"},"modified":"2025-07-30T13:24:26","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T18:24:26","slug":"this-will-not-look-good-on-my-resume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/this-will-not-look-good-on-my-resume\/","title":{"rendered":"This Will Not Look Good on My Resume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-14712\" src=\"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/20101220_twnlgomr.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"404\">If you want some droll (adult) humor, go buy this. Seriously. It\u2019s the funniest thing I\u2019ve read this year, and I\u2019m not sure, but it may be the funniest thing I\u2019ve ever read, period.<\/p>\n<p>Amazon (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/This-Will-Look-Good-Resume\/dp\/1926891406\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">print<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/This-Will-Look-Good-Resume-ebook\/dp\/B0042RULUQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Kindle<\/a>)<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/23247\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Smashwords<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201cEveryone gets fired at least once in their life. And if not, well, they\u2019re just not trying very hard. And we all think of brilliant and immature \u2018shoulda saids\u2019 and \u2018shoulda dones\u2019 for weeks after. (Okay, years.) In this collection of loosely related stories, Brett shows again and again that getting fired is really quite easy.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you want some droll (adult) humor, go buy this. Seriously. It\u2019s the funniest thing I\u2019ve read this year, and I\u2019m not sure, but it may be the funniest thing I\u2019ve ever read, period. Amazon (print or Kindle) Smashwords \u201cEveryone gets fired at least once in their life. And if not, well, they\u2019re just not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[529,532,530],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-production","category-reading","category-self-publishing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5045"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5045"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14713,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5045\/revisions\/14713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}