{"id":5017,"date":"2010-01-28T16:22:50","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T21:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=2413"},"modified":"2025-07-30T17:37:55","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T22:37:55","slug":"ipad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/ipad\/","title":{"rendered":"iPad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-16082\" src=\"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/20100128_ipad.jpg\" alt=\"Always feminine hygiene pads\" width=\"175\" height=\"277\">But does it have wings?<\/p>\n<p>Not only is it not a unicorn, it\u2019s not even a Pegasus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But does it have wings? Not only is it not a unicorn, it\u2019s not even a Pegasus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[222,566],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ebooks","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5017"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5017"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16764,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5017\/revisions\/16764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}