{"id":3987,"date":"2011-10-21T21:24:56","date_gmt":"2011-10-22T02:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=3987"},"modified":"2025-08-24T11:43:29","modified_gmt":"2025-08-24T16:43:29","slug":"a-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/a-story\/","title":{"rendered":"A story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Uh oh I Get in Trouble<\/h2>\n

by Tax Deduction #1
\n(3rd grade)<\/p>\n

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Chapter 1<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n

Uh oh I get in trouble for drawing on the walls. “[FIRST MIDDLE LAST]!” Mom yelled really loudly. “WHY DID YOU draw a little dot on the wall!” “[FIRST]!” my dad snapped. “You are not going to have chocolate chip pie for 1 month.” “Ha. Ha, ha, haaaa, ha, stinky head!”* said [Brother]. “You are not having apple juice for 3 months.”<\/p>\n

*do not say this to your mom or dad<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Chapter 2<\/h2>\n

Now after 2 months I am getting bored. “When is my grounding over?” I asked. “After another two months,” my mom said.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Chapter 3<\/h2>\n

It’s been 4 months and I am not grounded anymore. “Hurray!” I shouted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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