{"id":3040,"date":"2010-11-30T18:33:49","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T23:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=3040"},"modified":"2025-07-30T13:39:36","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T18:39:36","slug":"i-like-real-books","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/i-like-real-books\/","title":{"rendered":"I like real books"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-16697\" src=\"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/20101130_newbooksmell.jpg\" alt=\"A can of air freshener labeled \u201cSmell of Books: New Book Smell\u201d\" width=\"162\" height=\"476\">I like them on my wall<br \/>\nI like them in my hand<br \/>\n(I like them in the bathroom)<br \/>\nI like them on my H: drive<br \/>\nI like them in the car<br \/>\nI like them in a queue<br \/>\nI like them on my laptop<br \/>\nI like them on a shelf<br \/>\nI like them on my keychain<br \/>\nI like them in a library<br \/>\nI like them in English<br \/>\nI like them in bed<br \/>\nI like them on my netbook<br \/>\nI\u2019d like them on a slate, but they\u2019re too heavy.<\/p>\n<p>What is a \u201creal\u201d book, anyway?<br \/>\n\u201cReal\u201d book. As if reading words and being entertained and\/or instructed isn\u2019t the point of the damn thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like them on my wall I like them in my hand (I like them in the bathroom) I like them on my H: drive I like them in the car I like them in a queue I like them on my laptop I like them on a shelf I like them on my keychain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[222,583],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ebooks","category-print-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3040"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3040"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16699,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3040\/revisions\/16699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}