{"id":162,"date":"2008-10-30T12:35:23","date_gmt":"2008-10-30T17:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=162"},"modified":"2025-07-31T20:16:31","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T01:16:31","slug":"no-i-want-the-pink-fur-handcuffs-officer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/no-i-want-the-pink-fur-handcuffs-officer\/","title":{"rendered":"No, I want the pink-fur handcuffs, Officer."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15997 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/20081030_drmcartoon.jpg\" alt=\"XKCD cartoon. Text&quot; \u201cThinking of buying from audible.com or iTunes? Remember, if you pirate something, it\u2019s yours for life. You can take it anywhere and it will always work. But if you buy DRM-locked media, and you ever switch operating systems or new technology comes along, your collection could be lost. And if you try to keep it, you\u2019ll be a criminal (DMCA 1201). So remember, if you want a collection you can count on, PIRATE IT. Hey, you\u2019ll be a criminal either way. (If you don\u2019t like this, demand DRM-free files)\u201d It includes a small flow chart reiterating the text.\" width=\"498\" height=\"469\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/teleread.com\/drm-in-your-library-consider-this\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Stoled from Teleread<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stoled from Teleread.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[565,532],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drm","category-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17056,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions\/17056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}