{"id":1585,"date":"2009-07-08T15:32:18","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T20:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=1585"},"modified":"2025-07-31T09:24:26","modified_gmt":"2025-07-31T14:24:26","slug":"the-bewbiestm-appear-in-the-apple-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/the-bewbiestm-appear-in-the-apple-store\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bewbies(TM) appear in the Apple store."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_16047\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-16047\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-16047\" src=\"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/20090708_applebewbies.jpg\" alt=\"The cover of my novel THE PROVISO (1st Edition) as screenshot from an iPhone. The image is a woman's nude torso, her hands covering her breasts, and a male hand covering her belly.\" width=\"300\" height=\"449\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-16047\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">As seen on the iPhone.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Finally!<\/p>\n<p>After six months, unceasing wailing, and a solid refusal to censor myself, <em>The Proviso<\/em> was finally approved for sale as an application in the Apple iTunes store.<\/p>\n<p><strike>Go get it!<\/strike><\/p>\n<p>(Now I don\u2019t feel hypocritical by naming iPhone names in <em>Stay<\/em>, because, you know, Eric would be on top of all manner of gadgetry.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally! After six months, unceasing wailing, and a solid refusal to censor myself, The Proviso was finally approved for sale as an application in the Apple iTunes store. Go get it! (Now I don\u2019t feel hypocritical by naming iPhone names in Stay, because, you know, Eric would be on top of all manner of gadgetry.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[545,544,222],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apps","category-bookselling","category-ebooks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1585"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16809,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions\/16809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}