{"id":148,"date":"2008-10-20T20:06:13","date_gmt":"2008-10-21T01:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=148"},"modified":"2025-07-31T21:29:22","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T02:29:22","slug":"not-feeling-the-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/not-feeling-the-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Not feeling the love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I like good m\/f\/m menage erotica as much as the next girl, but could you please give me some emotional basis for it first? I mean, really.  When I go to an erotic <strong><em>romance<\/em><\/strong> site to buy a book, I expect some romance.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to shag from page 58 [in my ebook reader, which is roughly page 24 in print], please give me a reason other than some esoteric werewolf rule thing, which must have been explained elsewhere, but the book is not marked as part of a series that Must Be Read In Order.  I usually don\u2019t even read werewolf\/paranormal anything.  I just thought the blurb was funny.<\/p>\n<p>Now I\u2019m feeling a bit bitter about spending what little leisure time I have right now trying to plow through a dozen names I think I should know from previous books, trying to figure out who\u2019s what to whom, trying to figure out this world\u2019s rules, and having absolutely no reason to enjoy a girl sandwich, and trying to get past \u201cslow-eyed.\u201d (Pssst: It\u2019s <strong><em>sloe<\/em><\/strong>-eyed, as in sloe gin fizz.)<\/p>\n<p>And I\u2019m peeved I spent money for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I like good m\/f\/m menage erotica as much as the next girl, but could you please give me some emotional basis for it first? I mean, really. When I go to an erotic romance site to buy a book, I expect some romance. If you want to shag from page 58 [in my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[532],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17091,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions\/17091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}