{"id":1173,"date":"2009-02-28T13:00:18","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T18:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=1173"},"modified":"2025-08-01T22:16:39","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T03:16:39","slug":"oh-my-heck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/oh-my-heck\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh my heck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know I have more non-Mormon readers than Mormon readers. How do I know this, you ask? I have the Sight. (Plus the not illogical assumption that I offend most Mormons.) Anyway, that post title just gave every single one of my Mormon readers a giggle. Mostly because <strong><em>I<\/em><\/strong> used it.<\/p>\n<p>This blog: <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20090214142811\/http:\/\/www.whymormongirlsstaysingle.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Why Mormon Girls Stay Single<\/a> is probably a lot funnier now that I\u2019m married, but I had to tell you about it, which is actually the whole purpose of the post. I found it via the current, ah, <strong><em>kerfuffle<\/em><\/strong> (don\u2019t hit me, Jessica) over what is and is not a <a href=\"http:\/\/bycommonconsent.com\/2009\/02\/25\/teh-nacle-of-the-bloggers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">real bloggernacle blog<\/a>, but my blog is not any one of those.<\/p>\n<p>Thank heavens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know I have more non-Mormon readers than Mormon readers. How do I know this, you ask? I have the Sight. (Plus the not illogical assumption that I offend most Mormons.) Anyway, that post title just gave every single one of my Mormon readers a giggle. Mostly because I used it. This blog: Why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[94,95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1173"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17436,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions\/17436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}