{"id":1111,"date":"2009-02-24T18:23:41","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T23:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/mojo\/?p=1111"},"modified":"2025-07-31T15:06:25","modified_gmt":"2025-07-31T20:06:25","slug":"tales-from-the-cryptergarten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/blog\/tales-from-the-cryptergarten\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales from the cryptergarten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The 5-year-old Tax Deduction has just informed me that [insert Trendy white-bread Suburban Male Name here]\u2019s mom and dad are always fighting.<\/p>\n<div class=\"indent10\">\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> So do they fight at school in front of the children?<\/p>\n<p><strong>TD1:<\/strong> No. At home.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Is [TSMN] upset about this?<\/p>\n<p><strong>TD1:<\/strong> No. They don\u2019t want to be together anymore.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Oh, really? How do you know this?<\/p>\n<p><strong>TD1:<\/strong> [TSMN] told me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Hmm.  Do YOUR mommy and daddy fight?<\/p>\n<p><strong>TD1:<\/strong> No. [beat] Do you?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> No \u2026  We <em>discuss<\/em> things.<\/p>\n<p><strong>TD1:<\/strong> Is that like fighting?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Only if we have loud voices and yelling. Have you heard us do that?<\/p>\n<p><strong>TD1:<\/strong> No. And [insert Trendy white-bread Suburban Female Name here]\u2019s mom and dad, too.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> [TSFN]\u2019s too?<\/p>\n<p><strong>TD1:<\/strong> Yeah. They don\u2019t want to be together, either.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me [aside to self]:<\/strong> Two meanest kids in the class.\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 5-year-old Tax Deduction has just informed me that [insert Trendy white-bread Suburban Male Name here]\u2019s mom and dad are always fighting. Me: So do they fight at school in front of the children? TD1: No. At home. Me: Is [TSMN] upset about this? TD1: No. They don\u2019t want to be together anymore. Me: Oh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[367,542,186],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-love","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16962,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions\/16962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moriahjovan.com\/talesofdunham\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}