Comments on: Just stop. Please. https://moriahjovan.com/talesofdunham/blog/just-stop-please/ Never underestimate the commercial value of mental illness. Thu, 31 Jul 2025 16:50:36 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.3 By: MoJo https://moriahjovan.com/talesofdunham/blog/just-stop-please/#comment-7935 Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:15:33 +0000 http://moriahjovan.com/mojo/?p=1598#comment-7935 I was about to bop you on the head before the “funnier in my head” line.

Then I snorted water all over my keyboard.

]]> By: Karlene https://moriahjovan.com/talesofdunham/blog/just-stop-please/#comment-7934 Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:13:47 +0000 http://moriahjovan.com/mojo/?p=1598#comment-7934 Totally agree. And it doesn’t even use alliteration. How about these?

Fix your flashback!
Overhaul your objects!
Grind your grammar!
Mend your metaphors!
Polish your paradigm!
Whet your Writing!
Sharpen your sentences!
Acuminate your adverbs!
Recitfy your rhetoric!
Prime your prose!

Hmmm. These were a lot funnier in my head.

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