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		<title>Book Review:  The Ugly Princess</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Ugly Princess by Elizabeth K. Burton Published by Zumaya Publications The only thing wrong with this book is the cover. Blech. (Although the irony is cute.) But I didn&#8217;t beg the author to point me to an e-copy (which she so obligingly sent me in a format I could use, yay customer service!) because [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.zumayapublications.com/search.php?q=the+ugly+princess&amp;Submit=Search#title.php?" target="_blank"><em><strong><img class="alignright" src="http://www.zumayapublications.com/images/THEUGLYPRINCESS.jpg" alt="" width="234" height="360" />The Ugly Princess</strong></em></a><br />
by Elizabeth K. Burton<br />
Published by <strong><a href="http://www.zumayapublications.com/index.php" target="_blank">Zumaya Publications</a></strong></p>
<p>The only thing wrong with this book is the cover. Blech. (Although the irony is cute.)</p>
<p>But I didn&#8217;t beg the author to point me to an e-copy (which she so obligingly sent me in a format I could use, yay customer service!) because or in spite of it.  (It&#8217;s only currently available in dead-tree version; I expect it&#8217;ll show up on Fictionwise soon.)</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the official blurb:</p>
<blockquote><p>The king is dead, long live the queen!</p>
<p>Well, not if the King of Nadwich and the dead monarch&#8217;s three royal ministers have anything to say about it.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s up to Sir Christopher Evergild, the Royal Champion, to see that the new queen survives to take her throne—even if she is so ugly she&#8217;s been locked away for twenty years with only trolls for company. Chris is prepared to do his duty, even if The Ugly Princess does turn out to be the lunatic she&#8217;s always been rumored to be.</p>
<p>What he isn&#8217;t ready for is having his entire world turned upside down and inside out—and having to decide between love and the fear that has haunted him most of his life.</p></blockquote>
<p>This is going to be a short review because, well, I loved everything about it. After speaking with the author, however, I have a feeling she and I share sensibilities in our stories, so take everything I say with that in mind. Or not.</p>
<p>This is a fantasy with sweet romantic elements and I love the sweet stories as much as I love the hawt ones.  There is no swearing or sex (oh, maybe a &#8220;damn&#8221; or &#8220;hell&#8221; here and there, but I can&#8217;t remember).  It&#8217;s set in the imaginary world of Karlathia, which I envision as a fairy-tale village whose battle technology is a weird mix of firearms and medieval hand-to-hand combat.</p>
<p>It has two narrators (Bertram, the kingdom&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seneschal" target="_blank"><strong>seneschal</strong></a>, and Christopher, its army&#8217;s chief general), and is split into first and third person, which I love.  In the almost-omniscient first person, the prose is loose and funny, yet cozy because it breaks the fourth wall, yet is more formal and intense (and removed, natch) in third person. Both suit the respective narrators&#8217; personalities very well.</p>
<p>Descriptions as seen through the seneschal&#8217;s first-person point of view were sharp:</p>
<blockquote><p>He [evil monarch] cut his food into tiny bites, chewing each one thoroughly before swallowing. He did not mix the fare on his plate, finishing one item entirely before proceeding to the next.</p></blockquote>
<p>Those two brief sentences tell me a whole lot about that character.</p>
<p>Bertram&#8217;s overstated understatements and asides make me smile and laugh (in fact, I&#8217;d go so far as to say he upstages Christopher, but that is not to the story&#8217;s detriment):</p>
<blockquote><p>Going to the aforementioned clothes press, I discovered my host had an exceedingly eclectic wardrobe&#8211;everything from complete Court regalia to a set of rags that seemed held together mostly by optimism.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">*</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Demtri [idiot nephew of evil monarch], seemingly oblivious to what was happening, sat on the throne with a large bowl of grapes on his lap, tossing them in the air and attempting to catch them in his mouth. His aim was not particularly commendable.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">*</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote><p>At this point I struggled not to draw my pistol and punctuate Niklaes&#8217;s arrogance with a lead period.</p></blockquote>
<p>It was a very fun and funny read. Bonus! I learned a new word: <a href="http://www.kokogiak.com/logolepsy/ow_e.html#eldritch" target="_blank"><strong>eldritch</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Liz, give me your Paypal address because I want to pay you for this.</p>
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		<title>Yet more reviews!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a nice surprise when I opened up my Amazon reviews page and saw that Midwest Book Review had given me 5 stars. On their own site, I got a &#8220;Reviewer&#8217;s Choice&#8221; listing for March. They&#8217;re fairly important in bookland, from what I can gather, so I wasn&#8217;t even sure they&#8217;d review it. You [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a nice surprise when I opened up my <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Proviso-Moriah-Jovan/product-reviews/0981769616/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&amp;showViewpoints=1" target="_blank">Amazon reviews page</a> and saw that Midwest Book Review had given me 5 stars.  On their own site, I got a <a href="http://www.midwestbookreview.com/sbw/mar_09.htm#fict" target="_blank">&#8220;Reviewer&#8217;s Choice&#8221; listing for March</a>.  They&#8217;re fairly important in bookland, from what I can gather, so I wasn&#8217;t even sure they&#8217;d review it.  You can imagine my delight when I found out that not only had they reviewed it&#8230;  I need to contact them to change my pub&#8217;s name, though.</p>
<p>Then Th. gave me what I think is an <a href="http://thmazing.blogspot.com/2009/03/proviso-by-moriah-jovan.html?showComment=1237923540000" target="_blank">awesome review</a>. Heck, I&#8217;m just grateful he read it at all, since as far as I know, he&#8217;s the only Mormon who has.  He hated Knox. To me, that was incredibly instructive and has had me thinking about a<a href="http://moriahjovan.com/mojo/book-review-married-to-a-rock-star" target="_blank"> similar reaction I had to the characters in another book</a>, on which I will expound further once I gather my thoughts.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m in the process of gathering the vignettes and outtakes from <em>The Proviso</em> (<a href="http://theproviso.com/dirty-little-secrets/" target="_blank">which you can read online here</a>) and compiling them into a nice e-book format for download.  This one has a different cover. The photography was supplied by <a href="http://www.madnessmatrix.com/" target="_blank">Eric Bowers of Madness Matrix Photography</a> whose work I love and especially because he loves Kansas City, too.</p>
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		<title>Pimping&#8230;me! More reviews.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 18:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More reviews! You readers are rackin&#8217; ’em up and I appreciate every single one, believe me. Lessee, from the latest three, at Amazon: 1. LINK Oddly enough, I see a lot of talk of it being specifically Mormon, and though I found that lent an interesting thread of morality you don&#8217;t see every day, it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More reviews!  You readers are rackin&#8217; ’em up and I appreciate every single one, believe me.  Lessee, from the latest three, at Amazon:</p>
<p>1. <strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/review/R18N24LX2RJQMY/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm" target="_blank">LINK</a></strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Oddly enough, I see a lot of talk of it being specifically Mormon, and though I found that lent an interesting thread of morality you don&#8217;t see every day, it&#8217;s also ALL about the sex. Surely, this didn&#8217;t come from the same ideology as those fanatics who spent a fortune trying to manhandle CA politics or force feed us the Osmonds as paragons of virtue. . . The religious undertones didn&#8217;t even strike me as odd until I stepped away from the story and realized how much the rest of it doesn&#8217;t fit with the stereotype. I&#8217;m still not sure how to integrate the two&#8230;</p>
<p>[...] What most of us identify as &#8220;Mormon&#8221; just doesn&#8217;t really factor into the story. It&#8217;s more of an interesting little sidebar and to focus on that aspect ignores the fact that in general, it&#8217;s just a damned good story.</p></blockquote>
<p>2. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/review/RWVYVSBH1EBLD/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm" target="_blank"><strong>LINK</strong></a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;it is one of few books I&#8217;ve read where religion and politics mingle, and it was quite a ride. Like a previous reviewer mentioned, I did have stereotypes in mind when I opened this book, and it made the characters all the more human to me, because even though I am not a fan of politics, nor a member of the Morman church, I could still relate.</p>
<p>Moriah Jovan has a gift with words, and a wonderful ability to make her characters so vivid. The heroes, the heroines, and everyone else that crossed their paths throughout the course of the story.</p></blockquote>
<p>3. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/review/R1R3Z3WYT5VO3J/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm" target="_blank"><strong>LINK</strong></a></p>
<blockquote><p>The quixotic mixture of murder, revenge, sex, and religion is really what caught my attention about this book in the first place, especially in the context of the Mormon religion. Wallace Stegner once wrote that &#8220;it is almost impossible to write fiction about the Mormons, for the reasons that Mormon institutions and Mormon society are so peculiar that they call for constant explanation.&#8221;</p>
<p>Jovan has achieved a remarkable degree of success in this regard, allowing non-Mormons fascinating glimpses in a natural manner without bombarding us with definitions and explanations. There is a refreshing honesty and lack of rationalization when it comes to questions of morality and faith in a modern world.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[...] The characters are strongly delineated and fascinating. They are the most vivid and striking people I&#8217;ve had the pleasure of &#8220;meeting&#8221; via the printed page in a long time. They may be a bit larger than life, so to speak, but never over the top. <strong>I don&#8217;t always agree with them or like them, but I will always remember them.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Bold is mine.  &rsquo;Cause it&#8217;s my favorite part of the whole review.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/review/product/0981769616/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?%5Fencoding=UTF8&amp;showViewpoints=1" target="_blank">Overall, 4.25/5 stars for 8 reviews on Amazon</a>.<strong> </strong></p>
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		<title>Book Review: The Duchess et al</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 06:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Duchess, Her Maid, The Groom &#38; Their Lover: An Erotic Novel by Victoria Janssen Published by Spice Please note the title and study the cover a bit. Does that say &#8220;romance novel&#8221; to you? Me, neither. And yet, despite the absence of the word &#8220;Harlequin&#8221; anywhere on the cover, on the copyright page, on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em><a href="http://www.eharlequin.com/storeitem.html?iid=18231" target="_blank">The Duchess, Her Maid, The Groom &amp; Their Lover: An Erotic Novel</a></em></strong><br />
by Victoria Janssen<br />
Published by Spice</p>
<p><img class="alignright;" style="margin: 15px; float: right;" src="http://moriahjovan.com/mojo/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/duchessetal.jpg" alt="The Duchess et al" width="332" height="518" />Please note the title and study the cover a bit.  Does that say &#8220;romance novel&#8221; to you?  Me, neither.</p>
<p>And yet, despite the absence of the word &#8220;Harlequin&#8221; anywhere on the cover, on the copyright page, on the &#8220;coming attractions&#8221; back matter, apparently, Romancelandia thought this was a romance.  I don&#8217;t know why, unless Romancelandia simply has no history with pure erotica.</p>
<p>There is a difference between romantic erotica and pure erotica (aka could-be-porn-if-that&#8217;s-your-definition) and perhaps Ellora&#8217;s Cave has just trained Romancelandia to read &#8220;romance&#8221; or &#8220;romantic erotica&#8221; where they see &#8220;erotic novel&#8221; or &#8220;erotica.&#8221;</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know how this could have been mistaken for a romance.</p>
<p>Moving along.  <a href="http://www.racyromancereviews.com/2008/11/30/review-the-duchess-her-maid-the-groom-and-their-lover-by-victoria-janssen/" target="_blank">Jessica, over at Racy Romance Reviews, reviewed this</a> and while her review wasn&#8217;t necessarily favorable, it was  academic (&#8217;cause she R 1) and in no way (I thought) insulting.  She also admitted that she didn&#8217;t have much experience with whatever &#8220;pure&#8221; erotica really is.</p>
<p>I wanted to read this book, but balked at paying $11.30 for the ELECTRONIC book, so someone took pity on me and sent it to me, requesting that, if possible, I review it because that person was interested in my opinion (though heaven only knows WHY!).</p>
<p>My opinion is that I can&#8217;t finish this book.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>The nastiness that went on concerning a liveblogging &#8220;review&#8221; incident between Dear Author and Smart Bitches (NOT linking).  I didn&#8217;t read the transcript, so I am not speaking to whether the liveblogging was nasty or not, but the comments on the thread really, really disheartened me. It destroyed any enjoyment I might have gotten out of it and made me want to pick nits where there were no nits to pick.</p>
<p>I read 40% of the book before I simply had to put it down, so I feel very cheated and I&#8217;m going to address others&#8217;  complaints of the book that apply to what I read and comment on those, then I&#8217;ll pick the two very big nits I actually did have.</p>
<p>COMPLAINTS:</p>
<p>1. Nobody could figure out the setting, but thought it might be somewhere in 17th-18th Century France.</p>
<p>Okay, first, it&#8217;s erotica.  Have we established this fact?  It doesn&#8217;t need a setting.  It&#8217;s a fairy tale and the descriptions were such that I envisioned a Neuschwanstein-type castle.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter;" style="margin: 15px; float: right;" src="http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/castle-neuschwanstein-castle.jpg" alt="" width="429" height="429" /></p>
<p>As long as the descriptions of the castle let you know these characters were amongst lush, and candles were the major source of light, and the clothes were voluminous and bulky, the exact place and time weren&#8217;t important.</p>
<p>2. That the sexual situations were totally ridiculous.</p>
<p>Yeah, they sure were.  It&#8217;s erotica.  Have I mentioned that?  The &#8220;plot&#8221; of escaping the abusive-cum-murderous husband is a lot stronger than in most erotica I&#8217;ve read, but still more flimsy than that of a romance novel.  I suppose if one were reading it as if the plot were the strongest element, I could see how one would be tempted to want to call it &#8220;romantic erotica&#8221; and be disappointed in the result, but let&#8217;s get real: erotica doesn&#8217;t need an actual, fleshed-out (heh) plot.</p>
<p>3. That Camille&#8217;s reasoning for escaping her abusive-cum-murderous husband RIGHT THEN was flimsy.</p>
<p>Actually, I thought that part was very well set up and the strongest point of the plot.  Camille was on the last upswing of the abusive-husband cycle and she knew it.  I&#8217;ve volunteered at battered women&#8217;s shelters.  There comes a do-or-die point (literally) for the woman to run and she usually knows when that is.  Whether she runs or not&#8230;well, that&#8217;s up to her.</p>
<p>4. That there just happened to be brothels everywhere along the path they took on their escape route, doubling as inns.</p>
<p>Yeah, there sure were.  It&#8217;s erotica.  Have I mentioned that?</p>
<p>5. There are eunuchs! In a place we think might be 17th-18th Century France.  Eunuchs! What the fuck?</p>
<p>Fuck, indeed and precisely.  It&#8217;s erotica.  Have I mentioned that?</p>
<p>STRENGTHS:</p>
<p>I think Jessica summed it up best when she said this:</p>
<blockquote><p>In some ways, despite the sexual sadism of the Duke, this book offers a very positive view of sex.  Sex is the go-to coping strategy for most of life’s problems: Need an heir? Feeling stressed? Husband trying to kill you? Lonely? Bored? Want to show someone you have power over them? Need a place to stay for free? Want to escape those thugs? Need a favor? Want to convince someone to ally with you? Want to thank someone? The answer is sex, sex, sex, sex, and more sex.</p></blockquote>
<p>That was its strength and its purpose.  Why?  Because it&#8217;s erotica.  Have I mentioned that?</p>
<p>Okay, so now that we&#8217;ve got all that out of the way, here was my problem with what I read:</p>
<p>NIT ONE:</p>
<p>The cover.  Come on.  It&#8217;s gorgeous, absolutely breathtaking all textured and ripe with hot redhead right there in the center of groping hands and a pearl necklace around her neck (make of that what you will).</p>
<p>Except&#8230;Camille is described as having black hair with gray streaks.</p>
<p>FAIL.</p>
<p>NIT TWO, which is the genuine weakness of the book:</p>
<p>The sexual logical inconsistencies.  &#8220;What?!?!&#8221; you cry.  &#8220;You just finished telling us it was erotica and don&#8217;t get hung up on the ridiculousness of it. What could you possibly mean?&#8221;  Not that way, you silly goose.</p>
<p>1. Camille needs an heir or her husband will kill her. Her husband is shooting blanks. She summons the groom to attempt to impregnate her because any child of his could pass for her husband&#8217;s.  Okay, so far so good.  Sounds like a plan.  But immediately after finishing with the groom, she is summoned to her husband&#8217;s wannabe de Sade dungeon.</p>
<blockquote><p>[Her husband] had to fuck her at least once, in case she had managed to become pregnant that afternoon.</p></blockquote>
<p>Okay. We know she doesn&#8217;t want to, but we get the timing issue.  But then he doesn&#8217;t.  And not only does she not worry about this, it doesn&#8217;t even occur to her that she missed her chance to cover up her possible switcheroo.</p>
<p>2. Camille&#8217;s been married to this dude for 20 years and has been exposed (as a spectator and submissive) to every sexual deviance possible because he&#8217;s sick and twisted that way. And yet, this night, the relatively mild antics are&#8230;different? And now she&#8217;s aroused by them?  After 20 years of debauchery?  Really?  Just now?  No, I don&#8217;t believe it.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">a. She has eunuchs who are her bodyguards and, ostensibly, sexual servants.  She has an ivory carving (dildo).  In 20 years of exposure and being aroused (for the first time!) that night, she finally—FINALLY!—asks her eunuchs to pleasure her?  No, I don&#8217;t believe it.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">b. In 20 years of exposure and forced sexual obeisance, she&#8217;s never given head until this night? (That&#8217;s the way I read it, anyway.)  No, I don&#8217;t believe it.</p>
<blockquote style="padding-left: 30px;"><p>In other circumstances, she might have enjoyed tasting so large a cock, but not in front of the duke.</p></blockquote>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">So&#8230;has she or has she not experienced pleasure before?  Has she or has she not given head?  The implication before this passage is that she had (by force), but at this moment thinks about how delicious it might be if her husband wasn&#8217;t watching?  Say what? No, I don&#8217;t believe it.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">c. It&#8217;s discussed that she was never unfaithful to her husband—in 20 years!—and just that day with the groom was the first time for seeking her pleasure elsewhere and the first time, in fact, that she&#8217;d known pleasure at all. No, I don&#8217;t believe it.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">d. Once the entourage takes to the road, it&#8217;s as if everything is a new experience for her, as in, she never knew X activity existed.  She becomes lovers with her maid and the author makes a point of letting us know that she hasn&#8217;t had a woman.  Really?  In 20 years of Duke Debauchery and forced sexual obeisance and his own propensity toward voyeurism and she&#8217;s never done a woman?  No, I don&#8217;t believe it.</p>
<p>I think I would have had a problem with Camille&#8217;s contradictory sexual history anyway, but I don&#8217;t think it would have made me simply put the book down and not want to pick it up again.  The unpleasantness surrounding it combined with that simply destroyed any enjoyment I might have had.</p>
<p>Quite simply, it was a chore to read, which frustrated and disappointed me to no end because it was a book I <em>wanted</em> to read and <em>expected</em> to enjoy.</p>
<p>Since this was given to me, I&#8217;d like to pass it along.  First person to email me gets it.</p>
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		<title>Book Review: Waiting for Spring</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Waiting for Spring by RJ Keller It&#8217;s been a long time since I threw common sense to the wind and stayed up to finish a book knowing how much I had to do the next day, but not resenting it the next day because it was totally worth it. This book has no spiffy genre [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em><a href="http://rjkeller.wordpress.com/waiting-for-spring/" target="_blank">Waiting for Spring</a></em></strong><br />
by RJ Keller</p>
<p><img class="alignright;" style="margin: 10px; float: right;" src="http://rjkeller.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/wfs-final-cover-lulu-version.jpg?w=210&amp;h=269" alt="" width="210" height="286" />It&#8217;s been a long time since I threw common sense to the wind and stayed up to finish a book knowing how much I had to do the next day, but not resenting it the next day because it was totally worth it.</p>
<p>This book has no spiffy genre classification.  After some thought, I think I&#8217;d call it &#8220;literary romance.&#8221;  I don&#8217;t know what &#8220;women&#8217;s fiction&#8221; is and I&#8217;m not sure I really even know what &#8220;chick lit&#8221; is, but I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s not either of those. And you know, lately, I&#8217;ve been <em>very</em> happy with the books that haven&#8217;t been easily classified.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the blurb:</p>
<blockquote><p>It’s not the kind of pain she can see and smell and wrap with an ace bandage. It’s the kind she tries to numb with sex and work and cleaning-cleaning-<em>cleaning</em> the house. The kind that comes from enduring a lifetime of rejection. First from her mother–whom Tess knows would have aborted her had the law allowed it–then from a string of men whose names she can never remember. And finally, at age thirty-four, from her husband of ten years; the man who once promised to love her forever.</p></blockquote>
<p>You want angst?  I gotcher angst <em>right here</em>, pal. And this is the good stuff, the kind that jerks you around and bashes you over the head and makes you come back for more to see how it all ends.  In my experience with literary fiction (one of which was an Oprah pick—sue me), there seems to be some sort of unwritten rule about writing angst, which is to understate it, to let the subtleties of the angst dawn on the reader like a sunrise behind storm clouds.</p>
<p>Problem with that approach is that A) I don&#8217;t ever get to know or care about the characters enough to care about their angst and B) their angst isn&#8217;t that big of a deal anyway; if the characters clearly don&#8217;t care about their angst, why should I?  So I&#8217;ll read literary fiction, don&#8217;t get me wrong, but later, I&#8217;ll scratch my head and say (if asked), &#8220;Yeah, I think I read that book, but I don&#8217;t remember the name or the author.&#8221;  I just remember dipping my toe in the wading pool of that world once upon a time.</p>
<p>The main character, Tess, has angst and <em>she</em> doesn&#8217;t seem to care about her angst, either.  But <em>I</em> cared about her angst from the very first paragraph:</p>
<blockquote><p>They say actions speak louder than words. Maybe. But words do a hell of a lot more damage. Even well-meaning words spoken by well-meaning people.</p>
<p>People like Sister Patricia Mary Theriault. She was my catechism teacher when I was seven years old. Until she ruined my life. [...]</p>
<p>Then she told us about the bad soil. [...] But the only bad soil I heard about was this:</p>
<p>&#8220;As the Sower was scattering the seed, some fell along the path; it was trampled on and&#8211;&#8221;</p>
<p>Path. Trampled. Bad soil. [...]</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t let your hearts become trampled down, children. Keep them soft and fertile so you can feel God&#8217;s love inside of you.&#8221;</p>
<p>Seven years old. And already I knew I was in some deep shit. The kind that even Sister Patricia couldn&#8217;t do anything about.</p></blockquote>
<p>The twin hyperbolic allegories of &#8220;until she ruined my life&#8221; and &#8220;Seven years old. And already I knew I was in some deep shit&#8221; are not, actually, hyperbolic or allegorical, but the reader doesn&#8217;t find out why or how until far, far into the book.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><span style="font-family: arial; color: #bb3366;">You might be tempted to point out that this is simply excellent fiction infrastructure, to which I would say&#8230;yeah, I know. But I don&#8217;t see that a whole lot anymore.  As far as I can tell, the current writing fad is to make me, Random Reader, ask the question and then never let it linger like a good combination of spices on my tongue or let me savor the moment of enlightenment when/if it happens.</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-family: arial; color: #bb3366;">Instead, it will ask the question and proceed to answer it for me 2 pages later and sometimes, even worse, will over-explain it in case I didn&#8217;t get it fast enough or thoroughly digest all the layers of subtext.  I&#8217;m very tired of being treated like an idiot in my fiction and, further, I hate that I actually have to call attention to this amazingly annoying trend.<br />
</span></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>There are quite a few laugh-out-loud lines, sharp. Wry.</p>
<p>When Tess, age 34, takes Brian, age 25, as a lover, they finish, talk, then begin again not long after.  Tess observes,</p>
<blockquote><p>Ready again. Twenty-five. Gotta love that.</p></blockquote>
<p>Keller also gives the reader glimpses of the spirituality that&#8217;s woven all through the tale; they glimmer, like the gold threads in shot fabric:</p>
<blockquote><p>The stars, he said, were actually souls; all the souls that were too restless to be locked up in heaven. They were so restless that God let them stay outside at night to play.</p></blockquote>
<p>And when an 8-year-old girl about to take her first communion asks Tess if she believes in God, Tess says:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Yes, I believe in God.  I just&#8230;I don&#8217;t feel close to him in church.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Really? Why&#8217;s that?&#8221;</p>
<p>I shrugged, even though I knew exactly why.  I knew because I&#8217;d felt that way since I was a little girl, sitting in my church clothes, listening to the Mass.  Trying to feel His presence.  Struggling to feel His love.  But there was nothing there.  Nothing but words I didn&#8217;t completely understand and scary status.  And then, one beautiful Sunday Spring morning when I was nine years old, something occurred to me. Something I never told anyone else.</p>
<p><em>He&#8217;s not really in here.  God doesn&#8217;t live inside a building, and that&#8217;s all a church is; just a building filled with lots of words.</em> [...]</p>
<p>Because Anne [of Green Gables] said that if she really wanted to talk to God, a real true prayer, then she&#8217;d have to go outside to do it. She&#8217;s need to surround herself with God&#8217;s creation, with His beauty; drink it in and let it fill her up. And then she could look heavenward and just feel a prayer.</p></blockquote>
<p>The narrative itself is choppy, with sentences and paragraphs written in fits and starts, which perfectly mirrors Tess&#8217;s personality and her coping mechanisms (particularly her &#8220;personality disorder&#8221;). In fact, a good portion of Tess&#8217;s internal dialog and her observations are written as wry asides to herself and she is inviting you, Random Reader, to chuckle along with her.</p>
<p>And I did.  Even while I had tears running down my cheeks.</p>
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		<title>Judge. Book. Cover.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Th., give thanks and be glad! You are no longer alone in your opinion on my cover. LDS Fiction has very kindly listed my book amongst the LDS fiction released in the last little while. You have to request this, along with sending its information and the cover (because the poor blog owner can&#8217;t be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Th., give thanks and be glad! You are no longer alone in your opinion on my cover.  <img src='http://moriahjovan.com/mojo/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://ldsfiction2.blogspot.com/2008/12/proviso-by-moriah-jovan.html" target="_blank">LDS Fiction</a> has very kindly listed my book amongst the LDS fiction released in the last little while.  You have to request this, along with sending its information and the cover (because the poor blog owner can&#8217;t be expected to keep track of all the LDS authors and fiction out there).  If I recall correctly, I didn&#8217;t send a pic of the cover with it because, well, it has bewbies on it.  It&#8217;s entirely apropos to the story thematically (on about three different levels), but unless you read the book, you aren&#8217;t going to get that.  On the other hand, I know the audience there and while I didn&#8217;t think it would appreciate the cover, obviously the blog owner did what she thought consistent with her blog.</p>
<p>So I&#8217;ve garnered a one-star review.  Oh, wait, did I say REVIEW?  I meant to say, a one-star disapproval rating, based on the cover.</p>
<blockquote><p>That&#8217;s an awful cover.  I don&#8217;t think I would pick up based on the cover.  I couldn&#8217;t have it in my home.</p></blockquote>
<p>To be fair, it does say &#8220;rate this book,&#8221; not REVIEW this book, but in my world, you kinda have to read a book to rate it, so I think I can be cut some slack for assuming that a rating = review.</p>
<p>This kinda reminds me of the &#8220;reviews&#8221; <a href="http://ldsfiction2.blogspot.com/2008/06/angel-falling-softly-by-eugene-woodbury.html" target="_blank">Eugene&#8217;s book</a> got wherein some folks flew up into the rafters over the fact that there was a bishop&#8217;s wife and a vampire together.  (Or, better, when the back blurb SAID there was a bishop&#8217;s wife and a vampire together, and the reviewers didn&#8217;t get it might not be something you&#8217;d buy from Deseret Book until they got to the sex scenes.)</p>
<p>I can so appreciate that someone wouldn&#8217;t want the print version in the house, so the Lord has provided you with a SOLUTION!</p>
<p>EBOOKS!</p>
<p>Give thanks and be glad.</p>
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		<title>Zoe Winters&#8217;s &#8220;Kept&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kept by Zoe Winters published by IncuBooks Zoe is an independent publisher I &#8220;met&#8221; by happenstance when I got soundly thrashed on Dear Author for suggesting that a multi-published author whose 3-book SERIES contract had been canceled after book 2 (leaving her fans out in the cold with characters they loved) actually self-publish the third [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><a href="http://zoewinters.wordpress.com/kept/" target="_blank">Kept</a></em><br />
by Zoe Winters<br />
published by IncuBooks</p>
<p><img class="alignright" style="margin: 5px; float: right;" src="http://zoewinters.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/realfinalmedsm.jpg?w=220&amp;h=330" alt="" width="220" height="330" />Zoe is an independent publisher I &#8220;met&#8221; by happenstance when I got soundly thrashed on Dear Author for suggesting that a multi-published author whose 3-book SERIES contract had been canceled after book 2 (leaving her fans out in the cold with characters they loved) actually self-publish the third book in the series (you know, since her rights had reverted back to her and she already has a fan base salivating for it). Good gravy, you&#8217;d'a thunk I&#8217;d said the Rapture was coming tomorrow and they&#8217;d all be left behind and have 666 burned into their foreheads bwahahahahaha burn in hell losers.</p>
<p>Anyhoo, as Bob Ross would say, it was a happy accident.</p>
<p><em>Kept</em> is a free novella you can find at her site (link above) in PDF form.  You can find it at <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Kept/dp/B001M5TE1I/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1228169080&amp;sr=8-1" target="_blank">Amazon in Kindle</a> for 80¢ and you can find it on <a href="http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/266" target="_blank">Smashwords</a> in various formats for those of us who bitch if we don&#8217;t get it the way we want it.  Somebody call me a waaaaahmbulance.</p>
<p>And really, &#8220;free&#8221; is my second-favorite four-letter f-word.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the blurb:</p>
<blockquote><p>Greta is a werecat whose tribe plans to sacrifice her during the next full moon. Her only hope for survival is Dayne, a sorcerer who once massacred most of the tribe. What’s that thing they say about the enemy of your enemy?</p></blockquote>
<p>Now, I don&#8217;t do much paranormal and I really don&#8217;t like shapeshifters, but throw the word &#8220;sorcerer&#8221; or &#8220;wizard&#8221; or &#8220;warlock&#8221; at me and I&#8217;ll take a second look. And I&#8217;m glad I did.</p>
<p>Beefs first:</p>
<p>The story was a little choppy in moments of transition, but I&#8217;ve seen that so much lately that it doesn&#8217;t bother me as much as it used to and, I&#8217;m guessing, readers are being taught to get used to it and, by extension, writers are doing it more.</p>
<p>Also, the story could&#8217;ve been longer with more explanation of the world.  I (Random Reader who likes really really really long books) would have liked that. Let me get you some salt for that opinion.</p>
<p>Good stuff:</p>
<p>What glimpses of their world I got, I liked.  I could tell it wasn&#8217;t a half-assed world half-thunk-up on the fly, and that it had depth and detail underneath. (Repeat: wanted more.)</p>
<p>I really enjoyed the hero&#8217;s crankiness and the fact that he was &#8220;old&#8221; (how old we&#8217;re not told, but I inferred around a century).  I liked that when the hero and heroine had sex pretty nearly upfront it was because of species-specific hormone issues (i.e., cat in heat) that she usually controls with medicine, but didn&#8217;t have her medicine with her.</p>
<p>I laughed a lot through this book.  The banter is witty and cute, seems natural to both of them, and gave the characters the depth that natural humor brings to people.</p>
<p>The cover&#8217;s pretty and the interior design is good.  In short, it&#8217;s right up there with a lot of the novellas in the anthologies by traditional publishers that are on bookstore shelves and much better than a lot of other stuff I&#8217;ve read lately from the e-presses that I <em>paid</em> for.  I enjoyed myself.</p>
<p>Coulda been longer.  Did I say that?</p>
<p>So.  If you get it from Smashwords, leave a tip, okay?</p>
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		<title>Book Review: The Truth About Roxy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Truth About Roxy by Jenny Gilliam published by The Wild Rose Press I like the longer single-title contemporary romance (no suspense, thanks, and the category lengths are just way too short) and lately, the ones I really like have been coming out of the smaller e-presses. They&#8217;re not as well edited as I&#8217;d like, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thewildrosepress.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&amp;products_id=1044" target="_blank">The Truth About Roxy</a><br />
by Jenny Gilliam<br />
published by The Wild Rose Press</p>
<p><img class="alignright" style="margin: 10px; float: right;" src="http://www.thewildrosepress.com/images/covers/TheTruthAboutRoxy_w2285_300.jpg" alt="" width="184" height="300" />I like the longer single-title contemporary romance (no suspense, thanks, and the category lengths are just way too short) and lately, the ones I really like have been coming out of the smaller e-presses.  They&#8217;re not as well edited as I&#8217;d like, but they&#8217;re fun reads whose story lines seem to stick with me quite a while.</p>
<p><em>The Truth About Roxy</em> was a light, fun read that still managed to make me laugh and cry.  I&#8217;ve read another of this author&#8217;s non-suspense novels (<a href="http://www.amirapress.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&amp;products_id=138" target="_blank"><em>Letting Luce</em></a>) and it was just as light and fun. Even *I*, lover of all alpha heroes monied, adore that Jenny&#8217;s characters are normal people like me, with normal-people jobs and normal-people problems.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the blurb:</p>
<blockquote><p>Roxy Palmer is a walking, breathing cliché. And darned tired of it. Working as the assistant librarian in her small, Southern home town, Roxy also anonymously pens the local love column, ASK PAULA ROCKWELL&#8211;Thorton, Georgia&#8217;s answer to Dear Abby. But when the door leading to Roxy&#8217;s lifetime dream is slammed in her face by one of the good ol&#8217; boys, Roxy brings out the big guns&#8211;and turns the genteel town upside down with her racier, feminist, home-wrecking new format. Paula Rockwell is making Sheriff Noah Kennedy&#8217;s life crazy. He&#8217;s got angry husbands lined around the block, demanding the cancellation of the column, fights breaking out and women catching their boyfriends&#8217; trucks on fire. If he ever gets his hands on that woman… But he&#8217;s got his hands <em>FULL</em> of Roxy at the moment, and if he ever discovers the truth about Roxy, all hell will break loose.</p></blockquote>
<p>Beefs first:</p>
<p>I thought Noah&#8217;s extreme reaction to Roxy&#8217;s coming-out (as it were) was too much, because he&#8217;d known her all his life and he should&#8217;ve understood her better.</p>
<p>And oh, that cover, bless their hearts.  [Insert longsuffering sigh here.]</p>
<p>Good stuff:</p>
<p>Again, fun, light romp.  The characters were engaging and I believed in the nutjobs and the goofy backwater  Southern town because they were drawn so vividly.</p>
<p>I had a really good time with this book, and that&#8217;s all I care about.</p>
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		<title>More reviews for The Proviso!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. It doesn&#8217;t rain but it pours and I so want to thank the reviewers for their time! First up is from R.J. Keller&#8217;s blog: My faithful readers know I&#8217;m always looking for something more than just a good book. I want a book that moves me, or makes me think about or look at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.  It doesn&#8217;t rain but it pours and I so want to thank the reviewers for their time!</p>
<p>First up is from <a href="http://kelsfineline.blogspot.com/2008/12/proviso-review.html" target="_blank">R.J. Keller&#8217;s blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>My faithful readers know I&#8217;m always looking for something <a href="http://kelsfineline.blogspot.com/2007/10/longingly.html">more than just a good book</a>. I want a book that moves me, or makes me think about or look at Stuff in a way I never have before. And I recently found such a book. [...] This is a deep, intelligent book. It&#8217;s a long&#8217;un, yes, but so engaging that I didn&#8217;t want to put it down. The characters are real, the writing is top-notch&#8230;oh, and it&#8217;s damn hot, too!</p>
<p>One of the best books I&#8217;ve read in a very, VERY long time. Highly recommended.</p></blockquote>
<p>And second is from <a href="http://juliew8.com/writing/the-proviso-moriah-jovan/" target="_blank">Julie Weight&#8217;s blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This books moves at a slower pace than I’m used to but it’s been a long time since I picked up and read a lengthy, layered story that delves into the details of the characters. As I read it and sometimes got annoyed with the slow pace, I remembered that I loved <em>Shogun</em> &#8211; and if you’ve read <em>Shogun</em> you know how involved <strong>that</strong> story is! And this story takes the time to acquaint you with the characters. [...]</p>
<p>[...] in my opinion this is a character-driven story. Any story about religion, money, politics and sex is about entanglements, complications, lies, deceit, manipulation, good and evil &#8211; and this <em>The Proviso</em> delivers in spades while delving into the human side of the main characters. My favorite part of the cover says what this story is really about: “…embroiled as they are in their war, the last thing they expect to find on the battlefield is love.” [...]</p>
<p>Bottom line? Big thumbs up for this first novel by new author Moriah Jovan.</p></blockquote>
<p>Julie also notes:</p>
<blockquote><p>I have a print copy of the book and the first thing you notice is it’s size. It’s huge. The second thing you notice is that it’s absolutely gorgeous. The cover art is extraordinary, in my opinion. If you walked into a bookstore and this was on the table inside the door, you wouldn’t be able to resist walking over and running your hand over the cover before you flip it over to see the back (also beautiful artwork). When you lay it open, the inside is as gorgeous and rich as the cover and there are actual chapter titles, something you rarely see any more in a book.</p>
<p><strong><em>The print copy is expensive.</em></strong> I know the author believes in e-books and of course the e-book version is much more affordable. However, for those of us who like the tangible feel of a print book, this one is worth it (and would make an excellent gift for any reader on your list).</p></blockquote>
<p>Emphasis mine.</p>
<p>And really, you have to read Keller&#8217;s post on &#8220;more than just a good book&#8221; (linked above) because I so identified with it as a reader. Those are the books I read as a teenager and they&#8217;ve gotten more and more scarce over time.  I&#8217;m still looking for those books, though now I have a head start since I&#8217;ve got a copy of <em>Shogun</em> in my hands.</p>
<p>Thank you, ladies!</p>
<p>You can purchase <em>The Proviso</em> at <a href="http://b10mediaworx.com/" target="_blank">B10 Mediaworx</a> in print ($27.99, and we do offer gift wrapping) and ebook ($8.99). It&#8217;s also available for the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Proviso-Tales-of-Dunham/dp/B001JP5KFA/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1225725893&amp;sr=8-15" target="_blank">Kindle</a> and soon you&#8217;ll be able to purchase it in the iTunes store as an iApp (we&#8217;ll let you know).</p>
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		<title>The Proviso reviews start coming in&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 13:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and it&#8217;s good! SamQ read and enjoyed. I had never read a romance book like this one before; one that mixed Mormonism, Libertarianism, politics, Wall Street, and love, with a hot, at times blunt, dash of sex. It deals with pretty weighty themes and moral tightropes, yet never in a preachy way. The author has [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;and it&#8217;s good!</p>
<p><a href="http://samq.wordpress.com/2008/11/07/the-proviso/" target="_blank">SamQ read and enjoyed</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>I had never read a romance book like this one before; one that mixed Mormonism, Libertarianism, politics, Wall Street, and love, with a hot, at times blunt, dash of sex.  It deals with pretty weighty themes and moral tightropes, yet never in a preachy way.  The author has fairly intelligent characters and expects her reader to be at least as intelligent.  That’s refreshing too.  The meandering into theories and philosophies is also fascinating and is a pleasurable stimulation for the synapses.</p></blockquote>
<p>Thank you for reading it, Sam.</p>
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