Comments on: Just stop. Please. http://moriahjovan.com/mojo/just-stop-please Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:46:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: MoJo http://moriahjovan.com/mojo/just-stop-please/comment-page-1#comment-6679 MoJo Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:15:33 +0000 http://moriahjovan.com/mojo/?p=1598#comment-6679 I was about to bop you on the head before the "funnier in my head" line. Then I snorted water all over my keyboard. I was about to bop you on the head before the “funnier in my head” line.

Then I snorted water all over my keyboard.

]]> By: Karlene http://moriahjovan.com/mojo/just-stop-please/comment-page-1#comment-6678 Karlene Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:13:47 +0000 http://moriahjovan.com/mojo/?p=1598#comment-6678 Totally agree. And it doesn't even use alliteration. How about these? Fix your flashback! Overhaul your objects! Grind your grammar! Mend your metaphors! Polish your paradigm! Whet your Writing! Sharpen your sentences! Acuminate your adverbs! Recitfy your rhetoric! Prime your prose! Hmmm. These were a lot funnier in my head. Totally agree. And it doesn’t even use alliteration. How about these?

Fix your flashback!
Overhaul your objects!
Grind your grammar!
Mend your metaphors!
Polish your paradigm!
Whet your Writing!
Sharpen your sentences!
Acuminate your adverbs!
Recitfy your rhetoric!
Prime your prose!

Hmmm. These were a lot funnier in my head.

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