A rose by any other name

December 29, 2008 | 10 Comments

There’s been a lot of discussion lately about the definition of a “book,” or more specifically, the proper formatting of an e-book, and the definition of a “page” and its importance in the New eWorld Order.
I’m here to tell you: Unless it’s on paper or in PDF, they ain’t no such thing as a [...]

Dec

12

To be or not to be

December 12, 2008 | 11 Comments

Offended.
I think I’m supposed to be. I’m told I should be. My neck twitches just slightly when I know I ought to be. But I don’t think I am. Am I?
Bodice ripper.
I just can’t muster up the outrage necessary to protest the term. I mean, there are seriously a bunch [...]

Oct

14

Sex and money

October 14, 2008 | 4 Comments

In this society, we treat sex like the Big Cheat. You know, when you go on a diet and you can’t have this food or that food or any other food you’d really like to have, so…you substitute. It doesn’t hit your spot, you’re still hungry, and you’re still craving what you didn’t [...]

Oct

9

In which fashion pimps for pedophiles

October 9, 2008 | 4 Comments

Yo, New York. Milan. Bentonville.
I’m tired of having to tart my 5-year-old FEMALE Tax Deduction up like a 63rd & Prospect streetwalker. There’s this thing called a waist. There’s this other thing called a waistBAND. The waistBAND should come up all the way to the waist.
A) I do not have [...]

Aug

28

The DDJ

August 28, 2008 | 3 Comments

Damned Day Job
Yes, I have one of those, albeit from home and entrepreneurial in nature. Actually, I have 2 money-making gigs. I also have 2 non money-making gigs: the Tax Deductions’ mother and this here book thing I hope will start paying for itself in a little while.
I have a DDJ for [...]

Aug

24

“Little Lion Face”

August 24, 2008 | 5 Comments

Thmazing posted this poem by May Swenson (1919-1989), Mormon poet, in April. I don’t usually “get” poetry, but I sure as heck got this and it is…beautiful. I’m going to have to invest some time in her work.

Little lion face
I stopped to pick
among the mass of thick
succulent blooms, the twice
streaked flanges of your [...]

Aug

23

Pretty women

August 23, 2008 | 5 Comments

Disclaimer: I can’t stand Hillary Clinton. At all. But… I find her very attractive in this picture.
I’m not even going to chalk it up to the hair (very nice) or necklace (meh–not a fan of chunk jewelry). Perhaps the smile? Yes, that’s it. It looks…genuine. Happy. Even as [...]

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